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Walmart has got you covered:

http://www.walmart.com/search/search-ng.do?search_constraint=0&ic=48_0&search_query=cas ket&Find.x=0&Find.y=0&Find=Find

Bet people are just dieing to shop there...

I'm going to b cremated

I recently learned about this: http://www.greenburials.org/ Sound like the way to go for me.

You sly dog!

When I die I'm gonna be stuffed and put in a chair so at my funeral people can get pictures with me.

People who are very rich and overdose generally get posted as dying from natural causes such as a sudden heart attack.

People who are very rich always buy their way out of a guilty sentence.

I will be cremated and have my ashes spread in my favorite place on earth
Lake Park/Lake Quinsigamond Worcester MA. I have played more sports and swam more miles here than any other place on earth.

The Green Funeral looks like a money making scheme to me.

that's fucking terrifying. mainly the free climbing part.