I may be slightly demonic
 

Ever since I was very little I always gag everytime I have to take communion at church... LIke I can barely swallow it.
I laugh but worry for my soul

tasteless items sometimes make me gag.

the connotations of gagging at a catholic church are mind-blowing.

Speaking of such, does anyone else love the look of Satanic engravings?

How symbolic - does this happen on a weekly basis viewtiful?

Ever since I was little I couldn't help but laugh during Church. It's simply the conditions where there's a wavelength in the room that people are resonating to, but I can't feel it in myself. This is the same with sometimes when I go to the Vedanta center for meditation and chanting.

I was never allowed to take that thing, I tried but they wouldn't let me.

You're not alone, VA! Communion wafers are vomitous! Eventually I started only pretending to eat them, hiding them in my palm, or in my sleeve, and walking away, later slipping the cracker under a pew, or into my pocket. I haven't been inside a church in years though.

What's even worse is that it's an XMAS Eve tradition in my family to break up post-card sized slices of wafer, and wish one another wealth, health, and happiness, etc. before eating a meal that consists of absolutely no meat! I pull the same crap with this nasty shit too.

Catholicism is just pretty yucky in general.

I almost laughed during the funeral mass of my uncle because the priest kept on talking BS. It almost seemed like he was reading from my uncle's driver licence. Does that make a bad person? I might add that my uncle was not a religious person and he probably would have laughed at this travesty if he were still alive.

When I was young I used to go to the Orthodox Church because their communion consisted of a piece of toast that the Priest dunk into a glass of wine before giving it to you. At 8 years old I was already an alcoholic.:)

I once went to the christian bookstore for the sole purpose of buying a ton of those little communion crackers. Yummy. I was eating the body of christ over the next hour or so....good mid-day snack.

I'm saddened to say they didn't sell the wine though.

Is the bizarre foods theme done by the haPpy mondays?

it is only the Blood and Body after the "softly spoken magic spell", before such consecration it is merely bread and wine.

I always thought it was stupid that ppl had to do the whole catholic induction first communion before they were "Allowed" to ingest the body of christ. I think Jesus would "allow" everyone to his table.

yeah and you gotta be baptised before you do that too, so I could never really taste it.

yeah I forgot about that part cause I was 3 months old:)

How do they know tho? Is there a secret code? I'm gonna try again.

technically, you're eating reanimated corpse

zombie flesh, no matter how thinly sliced, can't be any good

they don't. I take communion at the episcipal church even though I did the whole catholic thing. In my mind I don't need a human telling me I am not allowed to participate in a sacred ritual passed down through time just because I am not properly inducted into thier church. Go take it what r they gonna do kick you out?

o taste and see the goodness of the lawd

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