Should Savage Clone turn into Savage Pencil?
 

No poll but just talk.

Savage Pencil? How do you figure?

yes.

Hell yes!
Then I would be an excellent artist and fantastic music critic who gets published in both formats!

long gone john would like him, too. i'm pretty sure long gone john hates him as he is in his current state, as savage clone.

I would also have gotten work from SunDial, Nurse With Wound, Current 93 and the Wire. They all hate me now too.

i would also own things that you have touched.
oh wait, i do. MY VAGINA and my heart.

You really want the cops to come and haul me away, don't you?

no! you've touched me in a special place.

How about Salvage Clone?

Hip Priest, you just ruined a perfectly serviceable jailbait fantasy scenario by making me picture myself as some sort of Fred Sanford/Redd Foxx character. Thanks for nothing.

Like it would happen.Pfft indeed.

Is this a good time to mention I am not even 2 years younger than Cantankerous' father?

I am at least younger than Redd Foxx. And a whole lot less dead.

Never heard of either of them, I'm afraid. Redd is a very American name, isn't it? I remember from my youth an American guy called Redd Adair, I think, who put out oil rig fires or something.

Salvage Clone is a decent name.

Ravage Clone is, too.

I don't like it. "Pencil" gives me a very different mental impression than the one I already obsess over.

Ouch.
That is a downer.
I suggest we steer this thread back in the direction of Cantankerous' pants.

You really do fall for traps,don't you?

I never said I was smart.

Gathered.

That's good, because I'm not into necrophilia.