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truncated 07.30.2006 04:30 PM

If you've got Age of Empires III...
 
I need to figure out port forwarding/multiplayer. Anyone wanna, like, hack me?

Glice 07.30.2006 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by truncated
I need to figure out port forwarding/multiplayer. Anyone wanna, like, hack me?


What? What does this mean? Some kind of riddle, is it? Is the answer 'four'?

Oh, I'm very confused.

truncated 07.30.2006 04:43 PM

If you'd said something lewd, that would've sufficed.

But no, it's a game, and I want to configure it for multiplayer, which means I have to open a port on the router for the game to access.

Insert some imbecilic joke about touching nodes.

Glice 07.30.2006 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by truncated

Insert some imbecilic joke about touching nodes.


I think you'll find I'll do node such thing.

truncated 07.30.2006 04:45 PM

So geeky, yet somehow so endearing.

Glice 07.30.2006 04:49 PM

To offer a view of what might have happened:

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Originally Posted by truncated
I need to figure out port forwarding/multiplayer. Anyone wanna, like, hack me?


I have a pork sword I could hack away at your bush with? I can go forward in your port, and I'm certainly not averse to multiplayer.


So yes. Whiskey = ace.

truncated 07.30.2006 04:53 PM

While I more than appreciate the linguistic elan of that sentence, the 'pork' throws me off a bit. I'm not a fan.

Drink up, good sir, drink up.

Savage Clone 07.30.2006 04:59 PM

I hate it when I miss the boat on an opportunity for juvenile sex jokes.

I also hate seeing "élan" spelled without the accent mark. Ruins the impact.

Glice 07.30.2006 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
YOU TOUCH WILLIES WITH YOUR HAND! ERRRRGH!!


Way to lower the tone, tone-lowerer.

Savage Clone 07.30.2006 05:05 PM

I live in America. I do not use the word "willie," you cock.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 07.30.2006 05:06 PM

I haven't played an ensemble game since Age of Mythology, the x-pack for which was utter crap. If it was a southeastern asian mythology-based civ or native american of some kind (mayan, inca, aztec, etc.) I would have been much more satisfied.

Trasher02 07.30.2006 05:09 PM

Age of empires, now there's a game I haven't played in a long while.

I can give everyone here the necissarily downloads for Unreal Tournament and if someone is willing to give his IP adres we can all play together and pwn some asses.

truncated 07.30.2006 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
I hate it when I miss the boat on an opportunity for juvenile sex jokes.

I also hate seeing "élan" spelled without the accent mark. Ruins the impact.

I also know that truncated doesn't give a flying tit about what I think of her vocabulary choices, and that I really ought to be shoving my (rarely utilized) fancy keyboard knowledge up my pedantic ass.

Don't be so hard on yourself. I really should learn those characters.

But I do uphold the criticism of your typing skills.

Savage Clone 07.30.2006 05:12 PM

My typing skills are indeed subpar, but my proofreading and editing skills are fine-tuned.
Certainly fine-tuned enough to notice when false words are put on the net with my name attached.

You must remember, I am of an age where my school papers could be turned in written in longhand. I only started typing in earnest when I got the interweb.

Glice 07.30.2006 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
My typing skills are indeed subpar, but my proofreading and editing skills are fine-tuned.
Certainly fine-tuned enough to notice when false words are put on the net with my name attached.

You must remember, I am of an age where my school papers could be turned in written in longhand. I only started typing in earnest when I got the interweb.


Sub-par. Proof-reading.

It's all gravy though. Um... dude.


I feel wrong. I'm never writing that word again.

Savage Clone 07.30.2006 05:17 PM

I don't know that hyphens are required for those words.
You live someplace that loves to put extra characters in words though, so I'll go ahead and let those slide.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 07.30.2006 05:18 PM

I really wish Ensemble would redo Age of Empires 1 and 2 with their new technology though.

atari 2600 07.30.2006 05:19 PM

Chief Wiggum: Ha! Hijinx. A funny word. Three dotted letters in a row.

Deputy Eddie: Is it hyphenated?

Wiggum: It used to be. Back in the bad old days. Of course, every generation hyphenates the way it wants to.

 

Glice 07.30.2006 05:19 PM

We all live in castles and wear top hats. We live on weak tea and football violence. It is a nation full of character, that much is true.

Savage Clone 07.30.2006 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice
We all live in castles and wear top hats. We live on weak tea and football violence. It is a nation full of character, that much is true.



Well, I was thinking bowler hats, and you made no mention of prawns or crumpets, but close enough.

I myself am an obese loudmouth who demands attention while wearing jean-shorts and sipping on a 72-ounce plastic cup of soda while driving a gigantic vehicle to a NASCAR race and talking on a cell phone.


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