A London bus vs travelling to China
 

Something tells that i'd know what would be faster.

Any bus is a good bus.

A slow boat to China.

love bus.

Me too.Not when you take them in central London though.

they wanna get trams like over here.

Croydon has them.Thing is,who goes to Croydon?

kate moss?

She escaped Croydon,more like.

they all go back.

The exodus from Croydon is causing severe overpopulation in neighbouring areas.Trams were first put there to allow people to escape from saaarff London.

And Kate Moss slipped through the net.

bus drivers are miserable cunts but chinese people create new diseases all the time. tough choice.

you can get very close to your fellow man on the bus or the train. like the drunk suited business man the other day on the u-bahn who tried to hold my hand. no matter how manytimes i wash it i can still feel his sweaty grip. ugh.