Help annoying an anonymous fucker
 

So... here is the deal. Some asshole is calling me at various times of the day, and then not making a sound. I've been having fun, blasting some Merzbow :fuckyou: by the phone, but i need something stranger/funnier for a change, before i block him/her/it . Any suggestions appreciated.

Mute + call forward to an expensive porn line.

I think there must be a girl out there who likes you

Mamono

Haino and KK Null, there's one screamy vocal one that's pretty good. Otherwise maybe the song from McDonald's?

Why can't you just call the number?

one time someone called me from a private number trying to scare me (and i was watching horror already). I called the phone company and said I got a few threatening phone calls, and they gave me the person's number.

It was a kid. I called her 12 times the next day. She said it wasn't her, ti was her uncle, then cousin, then she said her uncle was her cousin. Saying I had her address and I was going over there with the police, until she confessed.

wow you're real tuff threatening kids:p

Well i'm paranoid and i'm pretty sure there was someone behind it - and i still think i know who it was, because the kid clearly knew too much about me to have just dialed a random number. I was hoping this kid would tell me who told her to do it, but then I ended up feeling sorry for her. I like the fact that she admitted someone in her family told her to do it - but she wouldn't say the name.

And by kid I mean she was like 13, old enough to learn a lesson.

oh yeah when i was a kid i got a warning for pranking the speed stick customer care hot line too much.

when i was a kid a i always put speed stick(my favorite deodorant) on my forehead

sweaty forehead?

i ran around outside trying to get sweaty so i could be cool like the people in speed stick commercials, i found armpits a bit too subtle and wanted to make sure everyone could tell that i wear deodorant

thats cute.
and deodorant is very important.

fuck yeah, merzbow over the phone!

i made a sound collage. but the guy/girl hangs after 30 seconds. so no fun really... anyway... blocked.
"does he look like a bitch?"