hack a joke
 

How many ___ does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
__!
__ to ___, and __ to ___!




Two ___ walk into a bar.
One of them says ____.
"___," says the other. "___!"




Ever notice that ____ _____? What's up with that?



Did you read about this? Turns out senator/congressperson/president/prime minister/MP ____ ____ed a ___. Just goes to show you: _____!




I see ___(celebrity)___ is back in the news. Turns out _____ _____. When asked about it, _____(celebrity)____ said, "______!!"



Knock knock.
Fuck you.

Two pedos walk into a bar.
One of them says "hey glice.
"hi jico." says the other. "fancy meeting you here at this daycare!"

I lol'd

that's just social realism.

I see davenotdead is back in the news. Turns out he's dating cryptowonderdruginvogue. When asked about it, davenotdead said, "We're both rich, hairy and in love!!"

How many prison guards does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two!
One to open the box, and the other to hold king_buzzo down!

I see crypto is back in the news. Turns out he's now called an unruly mexi bro. When asked about it, crypto said, "I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' mexi bro from mars!"

Ok - can we have a ban on non-Europeans trying to be funny please? Only you're all shit at it.

Americans take it out on blacks and fags all the time because they have little imagination in their humour. As a black gay man I find existence hard to cope with.

Oh and do they get aggressive when you challenge them!

Knock knock
who's there?
glice.
glice who?
oh sorry, sir, wrong house. I thought you were a 14 year old girl I met on the Internet.
Fuck you.

As a gay black spastic hawk-enthusiast I find your ablism offensive, not to mention finding your hawk-enthusiast blindness repugnant in the extreme.

Want some, do you?

Ever notice that Genteel Death's a black fag? What's up with that?

Do you know, I used to know a bloke who would say 'what's the deal with [x]?' with alarming regularity. This was someone so dim I once convinced him to hit himself over the head with a sock with three pool balls in it (which knocked him out, hilariously). True story.

I have no follow-up to that.

just. wow.

Google traduzione per cortesia.

I say we have a ban on Europeans being elitist about their humor

We're not being elitist about humour at all. We're being elitist about shit 'humour'. Do you see the difference? It's only because we care, and non-Europeans (by which I mean North Americans and Australians), as most South Americans, Asians (etc) I've met are quite funny

How many Europeans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3,124,568,971!
One to do the job and 3,124,568,970 to sit in a dark-grey room, smoking black filterless cigarettes while drinking their livers yellow and poisonously discussing amongst themselves in harsh whispered tones about how THEY could do it better!