HA! lets get drunnnkAH cuntSAH
 

5%. as if he'd drink weak piss.

only %5? I was too excited I didnt even read that part.

canadians make stronger beer than that.

canadiansAH in Europe. canadiansAH in Europe. canadiansAH in Europe. canadiansAH in Europe. never ever breathe. canadiansAH in Europe. get a whiff of that north American breeeezeAH canadiansAH in Europe.

who would win in a fight between Marky Mark and Mark E Smith?

I say Marky Mark because he has the entire Funky Bunch behind him and how long would it take to get someone to own up to being in The Fall??

MES is from Salford. I don't know where Marky Mark's from, but I don't remember him having a Geordie accent, so my money's with Smith.

Also, Smith's a lager drinker, innie?

i thought mes was from prestwich?

anyway thats fucking amazing! i want a pint of foaming nut brown e. smith right now.

Nah, definitely Salford.

I reckon it tastes like totally unpalatable piss, but if you wake up having spent the night drinking it you feel like gold

he was born there, but grew up in prestwich.

i dunno really, I checked on Wikipedia and it said Salford, which was my hunch. As a lickspittle southerner I have never darkened the town walls of either Manchester suburb. Freddie Mercury grew up in the same town as me dont you know?

5% proof or 5% alcohol vol. there is a difference.

I dont know about UK but oz labels booze with a vol, not proof.

Alcohol proof is a measure of how much alcohol (ethanol) is contained in an alcoholic beverage. The term was originally used in the United Kingdom and was defined as 7/4 times the alcohol by volume (abv). The UK now uses the abv standard instead of alcohol proof. In the United States, alcoholic proof is defined as twice the percentage of abv. The measurement of alcohol content and the statement of this content on the bottle labels of distilled beverages, also called liquors or spirits, is regulated by law[where?]. The purpose of the regulation is to provide pertinent information to the consumer.