I put the heatwave to good use........
 

......and invented a new genre of music that i've called 'Balearic Noise' aka 'Tropical Minimalism'.You see,i'm good like that.

there is no heatwave anymore, all of you fuckers drove it away with your complaining.

I'm bloody freezing.


Porkie - Could you invent "Arctic Salsa" please.

Freezing? Where are you?

Look, i invented those genres last week when the heatwave was in full effect so i am ahead of my time and you are not,eh?

yet another day of 35c+ temperatures here with at least 90% humidity

yeah but the heatwave has gone, you're ahead of nothing. i invented a style of music called vexcore, it describes my mood and the ruination of the summer perfectly.

Oh really?Never heard of raincore then and i suppose glitchgrunge is totally new to your ears,mister.

vexcore is broader in scope the glitchgrunge and raincore. vexcore is the sound of getting stuck behind slow walking tourists, or finding out your flatmate ate all your grapes because she decided you weren't going to.

Well,raincore originated from a group of dehydrated kids who got inspired by Pauline Oliveros and started recording in the middle of a thunderstorm.Top that if you can.

Slow walking people are criminals by the way.

vexcore is played on oscillators that are wired up to the human brain, the more vexed you become, they more depth and presence the music has

Ever heard of a band called Bradford Bahamas?

Drizzle-Drone-Post-Rock-Ambient-Slo-Core

Invented by retarded fans of Polyphonic Spree, Autechre, and Enya. One night they found themselves outside of the venue unable to gain entrance and soon the clouds brought forth a calming, soothing, mellow monsoon that relaxed all those hot and bothered mongoloids. At once they commenced to what some have called music, but what I see as more of an unrythmic, lewd, hushed, circle jerk. Eye Heart Boobs.

i can see the albums.....


NOW THATS WHAT I CALL TROPICAL MINIMALISM!!!!

Or.....20 BALEARIC NOISE CLASSICS.

I hate to be the one going out an a whim here, but, if you are doing so with vexation brooding in your heart then I say yes.

vexcore = the music you make when you think about lame dudes talking

i saw on some channel that it was 73 (22c) degrees fahrenheit in London yesterday :mad:
it's been like 102 (38c) here every day for weeks.