Danny's Holiday
 

So, on Saturday, Danny jets off on a non-stop flight to Vancouver, to spend two weeks in North America. I'll be visiting Vancouver and Seattle.

What should I do first?

Invent a timemachine.

I voted for Dennys. I like Dennys.

You'll miss this wekend's Wirral Show! I think milk the accent for any gratitudes, discounts and favours you can.

I want a souvenir.

Last year when I was in Colorado no-one noticed I was from England at all. People just looked at me like I was mental.

I might opt for a Frasier-like accent. And don't worry, I'll get some personalised pens for you all.

come to florida!

Come to England!

meet me halfway!

what if you guys both come to my house! well party (all the time, party all the time, WOO!) i mean... if you want to.. that is....

You'd probably end up taping everything like the sick, dirty bastard you are.

Atlantic Ocean it is, Jade.

:( only some of the time!!! pinky swear!

Pinky swears mean nothing to me.

Today is my last day in England. I'm going to Pizza Hut.

It's come to the last couple of hours before I have to go get some kip.

How? Just how will you all cope without me?

we won't danny. the world will probably end without you.

Well, keep it warm for me while I'm gone, anyway.

anything for you, dude. where you going anyways?

Heh. Vancouver and Seattle. I have to go now, anyway. Bye bye everyone.

see ya d00d. have a blast

I am in a cafe in Vancouver. Man. This city is ghetto.