A thread where Saturnine and Toilet & Bowels can flirt without the use of pms
 

No hijacking here,please.

thanks, but i don't want to go to prison

i bet you'd look good in orange, T&B.

I want a pet penguin. Where can I get one?

steal one from the zoo. you can keep it in the tub.

But where will I keep my mermaid then?

the toilet?

In a manhole!

my uncle once got one of his legs stuck in a manhole

I'm worried about both the toilet and the manhole options. I heard there are crocodiles in the sewers.

This thread could get very dirty & nasty. :cool:

i have an orange t-shirt and it's the most complemtented upon garment i own.

Excuse me, this thread is about my wanting a penguin.

That's nasty! What are your plans with the bird?

this forum does need a flirt section and an ass kissing one.

I'm just imaginin' Marvin Gaye singing "Let's get it on"...

I have no particular plans for the penguin. I guess we'll go out for the odd fish dinner, maybe go to a few gigs, stuff like that.

not to bring you down but , will it really fit in the toilet?

Here ya go.

maybe i should change my tune and become an unrepentant paedophile, like truncated?