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truncated 08.05.2006 05:15 PM

My very first arrest
 
How exciting.

I'm not even sure if it's on my 'record' or not.

That's gonna suck for future job opportunities.

nicfit 08.05.2006 05:18 PM

what the hell happened??

Savage Clone 08.05.2006 05:18 PM

Yeah, spill.

nicfit 08.05.2006 05:19 PM

well,this guy went a loooong way after his arrest,hope it will be ok for you too...


 

Savage Clone 08.05.2006 05:21 PM

I didn't know you could be arrested for bad fashion.

acousticrock87 08.05.2006 05:23 PM

He actually doesn't look very nerdy there.

Truncated, you got arrested for something pathetic like throwing a firecracker out a car window, didn't you?

Toilet & Bowels 08.05.2006 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acousticrock87
He actually doesn't look very nerdy there.


eh? that profile photo is like the apex on the nerd scale

acousticrock87 08.05.2006 05:28 PM

Aside from the collar, I see absolutely nothing weird about it.

truncated 08.05.2006 05:36 PM

Ha!

(I like his sweater though, he should've left off the shirt beneath it.)

I won't go into the whole tale, because it will piss me off to no end, and bring up a topic of debate on this forum that probably should not be addressed.

I was out shopping today, and there was this massive pro-life demonstration going on outside. A few of them tried preaching their business to me, in a less-than-diplomatic manner. I'll simply say this:

1. I hate pro-lifers. Yes, hate them. I don't 'dislike' them, I don't merely hate their beliefs - I hate them, as people. If it were my choice, I would collect pro-lifers across the globe and exterminate them.

2. I hate religious fundamentalists. They are ignorant, pig-headed, weak, mindless, hypocritical fuckbags. Said fundamentalists are usually pro-lifers as well. If they're not, well, kill them too.

3. I hate people shoving their dogmas in my face. My belief system is not up for negotiation. You will not enlighten me with pamphlets, slogan-chanting, threats of hellfire, or gruesome photos. I find NOTHING more insulting and invasive than someone trying to push their credo on me. It's an intellectual rape, and I won't stand for it.

Needless to say, I was rather upset that these people approached me with their tripe. I politely asked them to leave me alone. That did not suffice. I told them I had no interest in what they were saying. That did not suffice either. I told them to try me again after they'd each adopted a few abandoned crack babies, and expressed my concern over their masturbation habits, as surely, wasted sperm is an abortion of sorts.

There was some shouting. I didn't go ballistic and hit anyone; that ain't my style. But the police did break up the altercation, and we got carted away.

Total waste of my day, and I was supposed to get a goddamn haircut.

Toilet & Bowels 08.05.2006 05:39 PM

that's because it isn't weird, it's nerdy. look at his posture, his weak frame, his chin almost consumed by his neck, those ridiculous tinted lenses, the collar, the big hair

Savage Clone 08.05.2006 05:40 PM

You can get arrested for hassling people who are hassling you?
If you're gonna get arrested anyway, you should at least be able to hit someone.


Look on the bright side:
You could have wound up with the disaster of a haircut I wound up with yesterday. I don't even want to leave the house now.
Did you get booked and everything? Court appearance pending?

Toilet & Bowels 08.05.2006 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by truncated
Ha!

(I like his sweater though, he should've left off the shirt beneath it.)

I won't go into the whole tale, because it will piss me off to no end, and bring up a topic of debate on this forum that probably should not be addressed.

I was out shopping today, and there was this massive pro-life demonstration going on outside. A few of them tried preaching their business to me, in a less-than-diplomatic manner. I'll simply say this:

1. I hate pro-lifers. Yes, hate them. I don't 'dislike' them, I don't merely hate their beliefs - I hate them, as people. If it were my choice, I would collect pro-lifers across the globe and exterminate them.

2. I hate religious fundamentalists. They are ignorant, pig-headed, weak, mindless, hypocritical fuckbags. Said fundamentalists are usually pro-lifers as well. If they're not, well, kill them too.

3. I hate people shoving their dogmas in my face. My belief system is not up for negotiation. You will not enlighten me with pamphlets, slogan-chanting, threats of hellfire, or gruesome photos. I find NOTHING more insulting and invasive than someone trying to push their credo on me. It's an intellectual rape, and I won't stand for it.

Needless to say, I was rather upset that these people approached me with their tripe. I politely asked them to leave me alone. That did not suffice. I told them I had no interest in what they were saying. That did not suffice either. I told them to try me again after they'd each adopted a few abandoned crack babies, and expressed my concern over their masturbation habits, as surely, wasted sperm is an abortion of sorts.

There was some shouting. I didn't go ballistic and hit anyone; that ain't my style. But the police did break up the altercation, and we got carted away.

Total waste of my day, and I was supposed to get a goddamn haircut.


so what when they arrested you what was the actual charge (if that's the right word)?

acousticrock87 08.05.2006 05:50 PM

"Inciting a riot" would be a pretty kick-ass charge, if you must get one.

And I see what you're saying about the Gates picture. The posture in his profile is quite nerdy. But I dunno. I think he looks like a relatively cool nerd. For the 70's, of course.

Savage Clone 08.05.2006 05:53 PM

He looks a little like Andy Dick in the full face shot.

Toilet & Bowels 08.05.2006 06:10 PM

so are we ever going to find out the outcome of the story?

Savage Clone 08.05.2006 06:11 PM

She's making us wait to build the suspense.
She knows a lot about showmanship.

Toilet & Bowels 08.05.2006 06:13 PM

the invisible log-in thing is really antisocial

luxinterior 08.05.2006 06:13 PM

I probably would've punched someone. I used to get into trouble in grade school for fighting. In high school I came to my senses and saved the punching people thing for after school. I've never punched another girl though.

Savage Clone 08.05.2006 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
the invisible log-in thing is really antisocial



I like to do that sometimes myself.
Plus, it's not like she ever implied she was anything but antisocial anyway.

Toilet & Bowels 08.05.2006 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luxinterior
I probably would've punched someone. I used to get into trouble in grade school for fighting. In high school I came to my senses and saved the punching people thing for after school. I've never punched another girl though.


that's quite impressive that you only fight males


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