yo dave bro
 

i log onto my tumblr and this is what i see on my dash



swag, bro. you're internet famous

hahha

for the record i'd fuck the shit out of you, dave.

bump for davebro

lol. thanks bro. whose tumblr is this? had no idea this was circulating

Some 17 year old brit who apparently knows you from Collected Animals.

I reblogged it and I'm famous so it is now.

Originally, I thought I was following you when it was posted but sent him a message saying "yo dave bro, lower the beer." and then he decided I'd care who he was so he explained.

hahaha.

yeah i don't have a tumblr, so had no idea this was circulating worldwide

this post is circulating world wide.

deal with it, 6pack.

Don't bother getting one until you're ready to plan more revealing photos.

dickpicsorgtfo

next pic might just be one bottle.

the question is: will it be a 22 oz. or a 12?