Is this yours?
 

in the morning of 05.27. 2011
find this in my street





maybe this photo is soo ...artistic.. it should go to the photograph thread
or i can sell it to a japanese dude who's into underwear fetish situations
how much money would i get for it'h?

How much money? hmm....that all depends. Was it just stained or what there actually faeces in there?

yes that are actually faeces
i knew it , should make a better close up


that morning.....

the phone rings
-japanesedudeunderwearfetish: Hello, me japanese-underwear-fetish-dude

-gast30: jibi jibi, woushi woushi

-japanesedudeunderwearfetish: What ??*ù#?

-gast30: Euhh, you wanna buy underwear?

-japanesedudeunderwearfetish: What kind underwear?

-gast30: A grandma shitted her underwear. Can send you a pic.

-japanesedudeunderwearfetish: Grandma-shit-underwear, no i only buy schoolgirl underwear

-gast30: oohw

So I take it he didn't buy the underwear?

yep, the deal is off

let me think of other options °°°°°°°
..can make somekinda artstuff with that underwear
and represent it to an artgalery

-gast30: Monsieur, what you think of my modern art?

-fancypencyartgaleryagent: Well, eeuuuhhhh ...
Are that real faeces?

-gast30: Yes, an old woman shitted her underwear when she saw an UFO who take her away. If you look closly, monsieur, you can see a grey pubichair.

-fancypencyartgaleryagent: C'est ici ce n'est pas possible. This is unbelieveable.

ha....but the real question is......Will it blend?

is Satan's, the epidural haunt worn off yet.

i love will it blend and also these guys:

hmm.. see, usually when you see a pair of discarded panties lying on the ground it is the sign of a good time. You find them in culdesacs in the suburbs, in the cut downtown, in the gutter in the hood, by that cool tree in the park, shit hiking on mushrooms we stumbled across a pair 5 miles out in the fucking middle of nothing in the desert! It has always made me wonder, what are these women thinking after the passion has cooled and they find themselves somewhere without their underwear? It is a baffling predicament I suppose.. No of course this little rant is a bit irrelevant considering those particular undergarments do not appear to be the sign of a good time had by anyone ;)

lol.

well a theory that would explain finding underwear
is ...

there can be a subliminal instinctive drive when people are back in nature
and then they shit their underwear and trow out their clothes

and when arriving back in the city they wounder " What happend to my clothes?? "

a natural subliminal blackout that makes you shit and trow out your clothes
is the only explanation for the finding of underwear

...that year

and the nobelprice for nature science goes to ...
...
gast30 with the underwear theory

oh, that shit needs no theory, finding discarded panties on the street is a self-explanatory phenomena ;)

It looks like a Turner Prize entry by the painfully bad artist Tracey Emin. :D

haha! :D

reminds me of my mother

I had wondered where I left those. could have been just about anywhere.

lol

just find these an hour hour ago
no faking here

time to call that japanese dude
lol

underwear 1

n°2

and a bra
if girls are interested in that bra??

another phenomenon

i gonna make this the official finding underwear thread