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afterthefact 08.20.2006 09:09 AM

cheesy movie lines...
 
Name some cheesy movie lines...
I decided to start this thread after watching "They Live" last night, that movie has the corniest lines ever...

My favorite: "I came here to chew gum and kick ass... and I'm all out of gum!"

LifeDistortion 08.20.2006 01:15 PM

"You complete me"-Jerry Maguire

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner-Dirty Dancing

"You're a Godsend, a savior.
No, I'm a postman-The Postman

afterthefact 08.20.2006 04:47 PM

some other greats from They Live...
-----
Nada and Frank start fist-fighting]
Nada: I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can.
Frank: Not this year.
Nada: OK. All right. OK.
[starts fighting with Frank]
-----
Nada: You... you look like your face fell in the cheese dip back in 1957.
-----
If I didn't know any better, I'd think it came straight from the AMDB on somethingawful.com, but these are actual lines from an actual movie...

k-krack 08.20.2006 04:51 PM

The entire script of top gun, and the first vhs of titanic.

afterthefact 08.20.2006 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k-krack
The entire script of top gun...

For some reason they always give Tom Cruise cheesy lines, I guess they think he can pull them off.

P.S. He can't.

LifeDistortion 08.20.2006 05:07 PM

"May the force be with you" -Star Wars

Especially when its Han Solo saying it to Luke Skywalker. WTF?!

m^a(t)h 08.20.2006 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by afterthefact
some other greats from They Live...
-----
Nada and Frank start fist-fighting]
Nada: I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can.
Frank: Not this year.
Nada: OK. All right. OK.
[starts fighting with Frank]
-----
Nada: You... you look like your face fell in the cheese dip back in 1957.
-----
If I didn't know any better, I'd think it came straight from the AMDB on somethingawful.com, but these are actual lines from an actual movie...



cheesy lines or not, still the best movie ever...

static-harmony 08.21.2006 12:08 AM

I'll be back- arnold in all of the terminator movies

jon boy 08.21.2006 06:48 AM

the stars wars scripts.

star trek scripts.

anything tom cruise says.

black hawk down when some guy has just had his legs blown off and still manages to reach for a picture of his kids and say the words 'tell my wife i love her.'

saving private ryan.

jerry brukheimer films.

RdTv 08.21.2006 07:01 AM

I saw that horrible movie ''Cellular'' and at the end of the whole thing, after these two strangers that have been through a great deal of drama finally meet each other its......'' Err...Eric'' ..........''Jessica!''

The way it was said kills me.

jon boy 08.21.2006 07:05 AM

the end of total recall.

'whats wrong?'
'im scared that this is all a dream'
'well you better kiss me before you wake up'

can i also add to this cheese fest award show acceptance speeches. fuck you tom hanks.

afterthefact 08.21.2006 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by static-harmony
I'll be back- arnold in all of the terminator movies


I won't be back...
http://emonator.ytmnd.com/

RdTv 08.21.2006 08:17 AM

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to afterthefact again.

johnnywinternoshow 08.22.2006 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by afterthefact
Name some cheesy movie lines...
I decided to start this thread after watching "They Live" last night, that movie has the corniest lines ever...

My favorite: "I came here to chew gum and kick ass... and I'm all out of gum!"


that was the movie i immediately thought of when i saw the title of this thread

johnnywinternoshow 08.22.2006 07:04 AM

what about superhero movies

arnie again in one of the batman movies as mr ice or freeze or something like that
"a freeeze is coming"
"hey everyone, chill"

Green Goblin: The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the Goblin and took the spider out.
more arnold classics

predator
[after Dutch has nailed a guy to the wall with his knife]
Dutch: Stick around.

commando
Matrix: Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?
Sully: That's right, Matrix. You did.
Matrix: I lied.

Matrix: [after killing a man in the plane] Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired.

true lies
Samir: Is there anything you'd like to tell me before we start?
Harry: Yeah: I'm going to kill you pretty soon.

[while launching a Harrier missile, from which Salim Abu Aziz is hanging]
Harry: You're fired!

jon boy 08.22.2006 07:21 AM

the da vinci code.

hanks: are you alright?
marceau: yes, err no, err i dont know (puts hand on forehead and looks confused)

fishmonkey 08.22.2006 08:36 AM

"very well i shall release woger"

Life of Brian.

Tokolosh 08.22.2006 09:27 AM

"I'm king of the world."
Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic.

Please! Put this wanker out of his misery! :D


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