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youthoftomorrow 08.22.2006 01:58 AM

i am a mutant.
 
so, i went to see an oral surgeon today for a consultation on getting my wisdom teeth removed. they took a few x-rays and discovered something weird about one of my teeth: my back, left, bottom molar (just in front of the wisdom tooth) has two sets of roots. instead of the two little prongs sprouting from it, there are four. the surgeon had never seen anything like it.

Pookie 08.22.2006 02:00 AM

Dr. Who had the same affliction. Oh no, that was two hearts...and he's not a real person.

jon boy 08.22.2006 08:13 AM

its a microchip. they are watching.

Toilet & Bowels 08.22.2006 08:15 AM

sounds like you should contact Charles Xavier's School For Gifted Youngsters, or whatever it's called.

porkmarras 08.22.2006 08:16 AM

It could be a heroin implant.

Tokolosh 08.22.2006 08:24 AM

If ya think that's weird... A friend of mine got an infection under his eyebrow a while back. It kept swelling till he went to his doctor, who sent him for an x-ray and found a complete miniature foetus skeleton. Apparently, it was his twin brother, who hadn't developed in their mothers womb. He had been encapsulated inside my mates body and had been carried around all these years till it was discovered. It's now on display at the natural history museum in A'dam.

nicfit 08.22.2006 08:25 AM

AAARGH!!!

jon boy 08.22.2006 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tokolosh
If ya think that's weird... A friend of mine got an infection under his eyebrow a while back. It kept swelling till he went to his doctor, who sent him for an x-ray and found a complete miniature foetus skeleton. Apparently, it was his twin brother, who hadn't developed in their mothers womb. He had been encapsulated inside my mates body and had been carried around all these years till it was discovered. It's now on display at the natural history museum in A'dam.


yikes.

ploesj 08.22.2006 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tokolosh
If ya think that's weird... A friend of mine got an infection under his eyebrow a while back. It kept swelling till he went to his doctor, who sent him for an x-ray and found a complete miniature foetus skeleton. Apparently, it was his twin brother, who hadn't developed in their mothers womb. He had been encapsulated inside my mates body and had been carried around all these years till it was discovered. It's now on display at the natural history museum in A'dam.


so your friend walked around all his life with a foetus in his eyebrow? creepy :D

edit: those x-rays must have looked cool.

Tokolosh 08.22.2006 08:38 AM

It's not like you could see it. It was about 3-4cm long, but still... :eek:

nicfit 08.22.2006 08:38 AM

yeah!any chanche you can scan them and post here,toko?
edit:errrrrrm...sounds a bit perverted,but i was curious...

Tokolosh 08.22.2006 08:41 AM

I don't know if he has photo's, but I'll ask him, ok?
He's quite proud of the idea, that part of him (his brother), is in a jar on display.

Tokolosh 08.22.2006 08:58 AM

 

 



Some nice animations > here.

porkmarras 08.22.2006 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by youthoftomorrow
so, i went to see an oral surgeon today for a consultation on getting my wisdom teeth removed. they took a few x-rays and discovered something weird about one of my teeth: my back, left, bottom molar (just in front of the wisdom tooth) has two sets of roots. instead of the two little prongs sprouting from it, there are four. the surgeon had never seen anything like it.

That isn't so strange.I have an extra tooth myself.I always forget about it.

nicfit 08.22.2006 09:08 AM

youthoftomorrow,your tooth looks like this ,ha ha ha (riding banana not included),maybe you're part of an aliens'plan to conquer earth starting by invading our mouths.


 

Savage Clone 08.22.2006 09:33 AM

And this is not to mention the hair.

!@#$%! 08.22.2006 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by youthoftomorrow
so, i went to see an oral surgeon today for a consultation on getting my wisdom teeth removed. they took a few x-rays and discovered something weird about one of my teeth: my back, left, bottom molar (just in front of the wisdom tooth) has two sets of roots. instead of the two little prongs sprouting from it, there are four. the surgeon had never seen anything like it.


congratulations, welcome to the club. variability is the key to the survival of the species-- in other world, we are all mutants. but some of us are more mutant than others. :D

Everyneurotic 08.22.2006 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by youthoftomorrow
so, i went to see an oral surgeon today for a consultation on getting my wisdom teeth removed. they took a few x-rays and discovered something weird about one of my teeth: my back, left, bottom molar (just in front of the wisdom tooth) has two sets of roots. instead of the two little prongs sprouting from it, there are four. the surgeon had never seen anything like it.


i have the exact same thing going, two sets of molars each.

on my lower right jaw, the molars grow below the teeth out of the gum; on the upper left jaw, i have the tooth growing over the other tooth. i had one removed (don't remember on which side) because it was pushing and becoming painful, but other than that, they have never bothered me at all and my teeth are pretty much in place or anything.

so there's nothing wrong with having more teeth than other people. my other set of tentacles, however...

k-krack 08.22.2006 06:05 PM

i tihnk i have less teeth than most cos i just got four (adult teeth) pulled.

atari 2600 08.22.2006 06:05 PM

first off I'd just like to say that my name is atari 2600, & I'm a mutant.
(in unison) Hi, atari...
Whoa! that needs to be adapted into a David Lynch screenplay, Tokolosh.


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