does anyone know how to remove hickeys...
 

In less than in hour?

sure. wear a turtleneck. or a scarf.

alternatively, go to a criminal neighborhood wearing a lot of cologne and get yourself beaten up. i'm sure the new bruises will camouflage, and you'll have a police report to back up your story.

lol No she did it under on my chin right under my lips, and on one of the cheeks.

then definitely #2: get your ass kicked. a black eye will distract from the rest. you know, hiding in an obvious place, like poe's purloined letter?

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ps steaks DO help to reduce black eyes in my experience. however it won't work in an hour or less. you'll be purple/black/blue/green/yellow before it's gone.

thanks, that's what happens when you are falling asleep in a passionate kiss.

depends where abouts on the body it is. claim a bruise or just try and hide it.

get hickeys on yr entire face and say you were badly burned.

put on some make-up

My sister moved out and I have no money to buy one.