Suri Cruise's first poop...bronzed!
 

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Your (You're) bidding on the item pictured to the left. "Suri Cruise's Baby Poop Bronzed " a bronze cast by Artist Daniel Edwards. The sculpture is life size and comes with a small stand and plaque engraved with its title and date. Presentation ceremony with the artists will be held at the gallery on Friday, September 8th from 6:00 to 9:00 pm. Below is further information on the work of art. Please read or bidders notice at the bottom of the auction for all bidding details and Good Luck!


Daniel Edwards
SURI CRUISE’S BRONZED BABY POOP
Show Dates - August 30 -September 9
Reception with the artist: Friday, September 8th 6-9pm
Capla Kesting Fine Art is located at:
121 Roebling St, 7-8 - Brooklyn, NY 11211
phone: 917-650-3760
Bedford Ave L Train at the corner of North 5th and Roebling.
Gallery Hours: Thursday - Saturday from 1:00 to 6:00 pm or by appointment.

SURI CRUISE’S BRONZED BABY POOP
Healthy ‘Evidence’ Of Tom And Katie’s Baby Goes On Ebay
BROOKLYN, NY (August 2006) – Bronzed baby shoes are out, and bronzed baby poop is in, for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes as they celebrate baby’s “first poop”. The commemoration of baby Suri Cruise’s first poop strives to be the evidence of her existence for a public yet to see photos of the superstar couple’s four month old infant. Suri Cruise’s commissioned bronzed baby poop goes on display August 30th at Capla Kesting Fine Art in Brooklyn’s Williamsburg gallery district and will be offered on eBay.
Suri’s bronzed poop is purportedly cast from the excretion of her first solid meal. “Babies mostly breastfeed for the first four months, so a baby’s first meal of solid food may be a baby’s first meal at the dinner table,” said David Kesting, director of Capla Kesting Fine Art. “A bronzed cast of baby’s first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family.” Suri’s bronzed baby poop will be exhibited under a display case until the ebay auction ends, explains Kesting, but he admits they’ve commissioned artist Daniel Edwards to produce a limited edition plaster replica.
Casting of the baby poop with a bronze finish and mounted on a base that includes a brass plate engraved with baby Suri’s name, comes at a time when Tom Cruise is increasingly known for his eccentricity. Capla Kesting Fine Art assures the trend for bronzing baby poop isn’t so eccentric and simply follows the popularity of the critically acclaimed children’s book, “Everybody Poops”.
The gallery says it supports Tom Cruise’s and Katie Holmes’s decision to withhold images of baby Suri from the public, though gossip magazines speculate the reason may be that Suri may be deformed. The gallery asserts its bronzed baby poop reinforces claims, made after celebrity sightings of Suri, that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have a healthy baby.

Reception for Suri ’s bronzed baby poop will be held September 8th from 6:00 to 9:00 PM at 121 Roebling St., Brooklyn NY 11211. The gallery can be reached at www.caplakesting.com or by phone at 917-650-3760.

What is the name of that guy who put empty frames on the walls and the entire NYC art establishment went mad to get a piece of it?

Toland Grinnell?

Another Grinnell piece of shit

Damn it!I forgot,help me atari.Is toland Grinnell a late 80s art comet?

jeezus... this is beyond jeff koons...

I think Grinnell is a more recent charlatan.

Jeff Coons is a great artist regardless.But then,what the fuck do i know?

what i hate the most is that i had to be reminded of the existence of "suri cruise"

i generally keep such worthless data out of my consciousness

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ps koons greatest accomplisment was to marry cicciolina, no doubt.

The Koons reference is decidedly on the mark. Daniel Edwards, who did the Suri Cruise turds, became known for this








sculpture of Britney Spears giving birth on a bearskin rug.

No no i remember seeing his work in the late to early nineties but i should get more sleep and refresh my memory.I thought that was hilarious in a way that makes me sad.

he should have put a hole in the ass and sell it through realdoll

I like a lot of Koons too.

It's Britney giving birth.

i liked cicciolina.

It's the way he deals in the sometimes disturbing nature of form.He's a kind of Lynch who opens himself up to a lot of bad and cruel jokes.

david lynch is god

Atari,did you know that Andy had a habit of listening to the same song over and over again when he painted until he GOT the meaning of it?Awesome!I love him even more because i have the same habit.

That's a lot of bronzed poo.

jesus man, thats a big poo for a newborn...

What a piece of shit.