Will you marry me?
 

You don't have to answer right away, let it sink in a little.

no.

you're no toilette, but i'll consider it.

sorry, no.

No.

you know, after some long hard thinking, i decided that i can't commit to it.
sorry.

Yes. I need a visa, and you're nice.



I call hot blonde wife!

Yeah, gan on then. Why not, loads of people do it. It'll be fun.

i am not sure pitsburg is ready.

even if you underwent a sex-change operation, i'd still be repelled by the stench of male armpit

so i cannot say "yes"

but do you have a hot sister?

Since when do all males have stinking armpits?

mine dont stink, they smell of calvin klein for armpits. its his new fragrance.

any male armpit stinks to my nose

something to do with hormones and the brain-- male pit makes me violent

i swear

no offense porkie, i am sure you are as clean & perfumed as it can get.

but i prefer the alluring scent of estrogen & female copulins.

My armpits smell like dinner rolls. How could you dislike that?

Actually I don't blame you, I think girls smell a lot nicer than guys too. I'm not a very good prospective husband for a gay or bisexual man, because I wouldn't be very sexual at all with them.

I've got 3 sisters, one of which is fat and ugly. The other two would be considered attractive.

gross man. you have invaded my territory. now i feel like beating you up :D

What are your prospects like?

What are your tongs like?

Do you look like this?

are his tattoos real or for a movie or something?