Dump Your Dreams Here!!!
 

Go come on.

A few nights ago I dreamt that I was taking my friend's garbage out of his apartment, but instead I loaded it into my van and drove home, then took it out and the bag broke open and tonnes of condom wrappers fell out. I thought they were my parents, so I was thinking it`s gross, but then remembered

Funny, A few nights ago, I dreamt that I fell off the bed, and landed on a Salvador Dali Painting, I fell weird and stretchy when I spoke the words where jibberish.

i dreamt i was an art teacher at my own school, explaining some young kids what they'd need.

I squished my cat once in a dream.
That was a pretty intense dream.

i didnt have dreams for the past few feeks

I can't recall any dreams where I'm taking a dump.

Do androids dream of electric sheep?
Do humans shit in their dreams?

Humans only dream of insipid little things, such as falling or murdering somebody.

untrue. i dreamt once that my mom and grandma were standing in the parking lot of this ice cream place where they sell christmas trees in the snow.
my mom got down on one knee in the snow and started singing that bette middler song, 'did you ever know that youre my herooooo' or however it goes, to my grandma.

I had a dream I met Adam Sandler. He said he has a movie where he is the voice of a cartoon dog coming out soon.

Then I went into the video store and saw that they were selling books. I was looking for One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, but I couldn't find it because I forgot who it was by.

Then I woke up.

did you learn that word in school today?

I dreamed I was at Applebee's, which is a special place for me.

O, my mozzarella stick lover, where art thou?

applebees is so disgusting.

They put a lot of crap on the walls. I saw a Garth Brooks poster in an Applebee's once.

No I did not, I know so many words that I refuse to use them cause what's the point most people would not understand it anyways.

nothing gets past me.

okay, but I have to get to work so will post it whenever.

Insipid? As if it's a big word anyways.

Oh shut it Hayden.You're like a broken record sometimes.