Pookie's baby factory
 

Need a toddler and quick?No problem,just place your order with Pookie's Baby Factory Inc. and we'll do the rest.
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07756774883


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Pookie's babies come with a certificate of authentification and a free box of nappies to last you the whole week.


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I'm sorry, but this thread was started without my knowledge.

There is a 2 1/2 year waiting period for made to order toddlers, and there is such a huge waiting list, I've stopped taking orders for now.

Please contact porkmarras on 0987654321 with any complaints.

When can I expect to take delivery of the toddler that you've already promised me? And can you guarantee that the damaged limb has been properly repaired in accordance with required standards under EC directive 6464144951783, subsection 5, part B?

Calling from the States the dialling code is +44. Assuming Pookie still does international orders. May be charged at a higher rate. Calls may be recorded for 'training' purposes. We accept no responsibility whatever for re-directing you to a call centre in Mumbai.

A customer statement:
'I received my baby today in a beautiful metal box and with all the relevant instructions.Me and my husband lead busy working lives so our only hope of having a son was either artificial insemination at lunch hour or adoption of an orphan.Thanks to Pookie's baby factory we've been able to avoid all that and we now are the proud owners of specially designed baby wich will enrich our very sad and depressing lives.Thanks Pookie.Thanks.Cheers mate.Cheers.'

Ramona and Bill Wintergarden

Sussex

Dear Pookies Baby Factory,

could you maybe send me out .. say... 5 or 6 kinda goodlookin babies and i can pick one and send the rest back to you? i have horrible high standards and am actually that shallow, he could have a raisin for a brain i dont really care about that cuz when he's approite age i plan on dressing him in a leather jacket and putting him in one of my husband, Guy Richie's films.
thanks in advance
Madonna

to: Pookie@PBF.org
from: my iPhone
re: bbz

hi I wuld liek 2 ordr for one babies pls. maye 1 yr? need 2 B part injun (black) and part Welshian Jew. like myabe grn eyes and
smile. liek 2black hair or mybe blund. itz ok paypal or chk?????????

pls repluy