Tonight I will eat turkey breasts. I am not proud.
 

How about you?

These will have been in the crock pot all day, in some chicken stock, and when I go home, I will perhaps add some mushroom soup or perhaps not. I will also make some gravy.

Yes, I eat bird, I am not proud....

No it is I eat cow I am not proud, did you not read Cobain's Journal?

HE IS PARODYING THE LYRIC FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

i hope that turkey had some big ass titties.

I know he was for fuck's sake.

I don't like turkey to dry.

And you have no evidence to support this, therefore you have no argument.

That's a nice way of me telling you to chop your fingers off.

Nah I won't do that cause then I have no way... ah screw it I will go and lie down on my bed I am bored.

I had McDonalds tonight and I am not proud either. I don't know whether it's the sickening price I paid for my shitty slopfood or the fact I ate the whole fucking thing..

i have not eaten meat for years and a week or so ago i had a bite of steak. only because i had never tried it and felt crazy enough to do it. i flogged myself mercilusly later.

Yes, I make Nirvana references, I am not proud

yes, i eat snatch, i am not proud.

I think I'll have a grilled cheese sandwich for dinner.

And I am proud.

if you were say sudanese you would be fucking proud of having scored those turkey breasts.

now enjoy your dinner, kurdt. everything goes.

i tried to eat some cookies but i puked so that was a waste of cookies.


I LITERALLY TOSSED MY COOKIES.

what the fuck. are you ill? i hear hepatitis c can be a bitch.

this morning i was vomiting what seemed to be pure stomach acid and so i didn't eat anything all day and then i was so hungry it hurt so i ate some cookies and then puked those up.

holy shit. sounds like right out of "the exorcist".

dont kow but im starving

That sounds horrible.

Strep throat, perhaps?

on a serious note, try downing some pepto-bismol