I'm going to do my shoelaces
 

...and then we'll see.

Apocalypse

He is afterall GAWD.

oh dear...

Do you need help tieing those laces?

Are you trying to get laid?

Not really I already have a boyfriend, I don't need another one, One is too many.But thanks for offering though.

You NEED to get laid,matey.

hush up TOKOLOSH!

But I think you and Porky would make a good couple.

aS IF....

Hey I think you guys would, or You and Guy Ritchie or Justin Timberlake would make a good couple. Is Intellivision Atari?

YES

Is David Beckham an ass or a good bloke to fuck?

You think wrong. Pork sounds like a boring lover who's afraid of anything kinky or out of the ordinary. Besides, I'm in a relationship too.

Yeah With Atari,tha Is.

Porky is mine. I called dibs months ago.

Wrong. Both, atari and I are into PUSSY!!! Dig?

Please take him Hayden!

Another topic that wouldn't even quaulify as jokey. It's beyond that. It's hokey.

I have him. I let him use the computer to terrorize you.