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Intellivision 10.24.2006 08:17 AM

Life is strange
 
The Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization found a large imprint of Bigfoot's buttocks in southern Washington.
Two stolen koala bears were recovered from a dung-filled San Francisco home; the koalas were stolen by two Vietnamese Buddhistteenagers who broke into the San Francisco zoo through a skylight and tried to give the bears to their girlfriends, who rejected the gifts.


post your news of the weird sometime, c.o.d.
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right on tyme

Danny Himself 10.24.2006 08:38 AM

I saw Bigfoot when I was in Washington this year. We traded amusing anecdotes over cups of Seattle's Best. I had a really good time.

Intellivision 10.24.2006 09:03 AM

Homeslice bigfoot. I thought the documentary film (cleverly disguised as a comedy) Harry and the Hendersons did a lot to help us understand the gentle giants.

porkmarras 10.24.2006 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Himself
I saw Bigfoot when I was in Washington this year. We traded amusing anecdotes over cups of Seattle's Best. I had a really good time.

 

Intellivision 10.24.2006 09:09 AM

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porkmarras 10.24.2006 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intellivision
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YES YES ATARI.

Intellivision 10.24.2006 09:11 AM

Bulgaria honored Georgy Markov, the dissident writer whom Bulgarian spies assassinated in 1972 by stabbing him, in London, with a poisoned umbrella.

How famous or well-connected do you have to be until you're "assassinated" instead of "murdered?"

porkmarras 10.24.2006 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intellivision
Bulgaria honored Georgy Markov, the dissident writer whom Bulgarian spies assassinated in 1972 by stabbing him, in London, with a poisoned umbrella.

How famous or well-connected do you have to be until you're "assassinated" instead of "murdered?"

YES YES ATARI.
 

Intellivision 10.24.2006 09:22 AM

The sheriff of Flathead County, Montana, described a foiled plot by a right-wing militia to assassinate local authorities, including the dog catcher; the killings would have resulted, according to the plan, in the deployment of National Guard troops, whose deaths were to have sparked a revolution.

porkmarras 10.24.2006 09:24 AM

Quick Nurse,atari is doing is barking stream of consciousness routine.Quick or he'll attack somebody!


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