I can play the bongos like a fucking madman
 

Yes, it's true, I can. I am not one to usually boast about things that I can or can't do, but this is special. I bang those drums like there's no tomorrow and I can get 'em going so fast that you'd think that you were in fast forward. One time i played the bongos so hard that i burst a blood vessel in my index finger, it hurt a lot, but the people I was with loved that solo man, they loved it. That's about all I have to say right now.

Peace lies in finding the true War,

the new philospher hero