Sonic Youth Gossip - Days Of Our Sonic Lives

...previously on days of our sonic lives......Hip Priest wants the next Sonic Youth album to be with Blast First and then daydreams about what it would be like to be a superhero while sonic history-conscious boardies daydream what it would be like not being able to find this hypothetical album on the record store shelves...jon boy plots his announcement of the villainous world destruction trip he's on...schizophrenicroom needs to see a shrink about her obsession with chocolate..._tunic_ wants the board to have more smileys to choose from...SpectralJulianIsNotDead re-writes a Clash song with his friend and wants to talk about Flipper...frades wants to know why he/she can't find Weezer on the net...Alex's Trip believes that Jesus was a vampire...mondays don't exist in the ratable-world of king_buzzo...sonic board ladies love the Stones...HaydenAsche ruins the hot girl thread upsetting board resident serial killer Savage Clone and now giving him more than ample reason to do that thing that serial killers do to him - especially, when they're unemployed and are looking for things to do to kill the time...screaming skull changes the subject in a thread...thrasher02 posts a "cats that look like Hitler" thread and then apologizes when it's realized that Intellvision has already started a similar thread...king_buzzo solves luxinterior's dilemna of how to see the 'New York Doll' film before buying it...and back by popular demand - a thread where Intellvision and his fellow straight edgers can hang out and not smoke, not drink and not fuck...but at least they can fuckin' think...all three of them...and as Theresa's Sound-world turns...so do the days of our sonic lives......

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