How do you like your eggs?
 

What about raw in a glass with a tobasco sauce chaser? Now that's good eatin'...good drinking too.

couper dans les moitiés et Américains bourrés les appelle les diables.

Usually huevos rancheros or hard-boiled for me.

Deviled eggs would fall under hard-boiled, smarty-pants.

VEGAN

No embyro for you then.

Makes me think of that Saturday Night Live Weekend Update segment about the vegetarian magazine called "So Very Weak."

Huevos rancheros, but I like them in a lot of different ways.

Burns, too, is dejected. He sits in his office to mull things over.

Burns: It's no use. I guess I'll have to leave all my money to the Egg Advisory Council. Eggs have gotten quite a bad rap lately, you know, Smithers.
[A rock crashes through the window]
Ooh, look! A bird has become petrified and lost its sense of direction.
Smithers: I think it's a rock, sir.
Burns: We'll see what the lab has to say about that.

-"Burns' Heir"

scrambled with a little bit of cheese.

unfertilised.

Sunny side up.

Homer: That egg could've killed you by cholesterol.
Lenny: Ah, but while it has been proven that eggs contain cholesterol, there is still no proof that they actively increase the amount of cholesterol in the bloodstream.
Homer: So those Egg Council creeps have got to you too, 'eh?
Lenny: Oh, no Homer, it ain't like that!

I used to eat 'em poached as a kid.

hillarious.

sunny side up w/ bacon

how do you like your eggs in the moring
i like mine with a kiss

scrambled, or sunny side up. If they are sunny side up i wont eat the white bit though.

poach or fry them them, put them in a pita bread, very nice.

Hard-boiled and painted in pastel colors

aka The Easter

I hate eggs, I think they're absolutely disgusting, man, they stink!

Vejce s smazenym syrem

YOU BETTER RUN EGG!!!!!!

i like scrambled egg whites with cayenne pepper hot sauce