Wascally Wabbit
 

I've just adopted my friend's rabbit while she moves house. In the middle of the night the little guy seems to think it's great fun to thump his back feet onto the base of the cage repeatedly. Is he trying to communicate with the great Rodent Spirit? What's this all about then?

I see where "Thumper" in Bambi gets his name.

Is it safe to sedate a rabbit? I'm thinking of getting the critter stoned.
I'm gonna blow smoke right into those crazy ears.

It may have something to do with where you are. Are you in Western Australia, China or South East Asia? If you're in Australia, they breed the rabbits nasty out there.

Don't try and cuddle the rabbit.They don't like it, and their bites are not nice.

Those kangaroos are always trying to kick males (human males and other kangaroos) in the balls to eliminate competition...it's a true fact.