i hope heaven is a
 

strip club
and god has huge jugs

heaven is a truck
it got stuck... on the breeze

*and everything is free

OH MY GOD
last night i spent 340 on just this one girl
no other girl has ever rocked my world like her
i want to go back tonight but i know its a horrible idea

i am not sure what heaven is but hell is other people.

haha

BLAGGTHUGGINA the goblin god ryte, she's areedy sed wot hevven is ryte, it's a place wer thers NO STOOPID FUKKIN ELVES an NO DAFT FUKKIN GNOME POLICE, that's cos BLAGGTHUGGINA yeh, its ritten in the scripshures that she's gunna CUM FROM THE FUKKIN SKIES LYKE A GRATE BIG FUKKIN DETH MASHINE N SHE'S GUNNA BLOW THE HEDS OFF THE FUKKIN ELVES AN THE FUKKIN GNOMES so there wont be enni left to be in hevven will ther NO THER FUKKIN WON'T sownds gud ryte goblin hevven NO GNOMES NO ELVES AN LOADS OF FUKKIN FREE BEER that's fukkin trollbones that is itll do me that eh.

Dans l'abrogation de l'idéalisme français, résumé dans les mots "la Liberté, l'Egalité, la Fraternité" - l'attention du monde entier a été fixée sur le thème de liberté, et le symbolisme de l'événement est de plus grande importation extrême qu'a été pourtant saisi. S'il peut être atteint, alors ceci est le Ciel.

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Good one, fishmonkey...exactly what I was thinking.