Self-promotion re-direct thread
 

Yeah, you opened it, so why don't you click here to buy some CDs of mine and here to look at a festival I've been involved in organising?

Here's a stock photo of an elephant to make it worth you clicking on this thread:

http://soundcloud.com/floatingslowly/occlusion-effect

i was drawing elephants recently. and i am not done with them yet.

what i find a good work is a realzide elephant replica standing on the tip of the nose

I've taken to using the fist bump (or as Fox News call it "terrorist fist bump") when greeting people because my younger acquaintances (my homies if you will) insist on it.

Mrs Pookie finds this hilarious.

Here's another stock photo of an elephant to encourage you click on SOME if not ALL of the THREADS linked in ORIGINAL POST.

If you would like a swearword to encourage you to click, the word cunt appears no less than three cunt times in the cunt sentence you're reading now.

I'll buy, but I want an autograph.

From what I've heard about him that goes without saying.

Does it have to be mine?

hey, mr. elephantiasis, i remember now i was trying to buy your records but there was no sample whatsoever. where is your sound cloud or (gasp) myspace?

i'd really like to sample a small fragment of the merchandise before i commit funds. just like going to the german "would you like to try a sample?" butcher.

cheers.

your friend,

gargamel

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ps - maybe this is because i didn't get to go to supermare/supernormal to listen to these bands. give us a taste of the goods.

Sorry Ned, missed this. There's a sample on the LF page of my record with Dann.

But also, fuck you, buy some records because I told you to and I do that VERY RARELY now and even though this is the internet and we've not, y'know, exchanged spunky love, I still kind of think that it's a case of 'OH, I KIND OF KNOW THAT GUY IN AN INTERNET WAY I SHOULD PROBABLY SUPPORT THAT MOTHERFUCKER BECAUSE HE'S WORKING HIS EYES OFF AND NOT MAKING TWO SHITTY WHISTLES FROM IT' rather than 'this is an investment similar to a house'. It's not. Just buy some fucking records.

http://www.bangthebore.org/archives/2674 Here is a video of a live performance from last year (supporting Ash Navs. Mm)
http://soundcloud.com/hakarl/tracks Here are some of stuffs what I do.

Where are my manners? Here's another stock photo of an elephant. I imagine this one is called Stewart.

hooker, demanding compulsory buys is akin to panhandling. lemmi watch/lissen and decide if i wanna part with my hard-earned coin, because not having an infinite supply of it i have to always make choices between things: right now, you're competing with a potential football package on cable (sorry, long odds). thanks for the links!