Bird flu still fuckin coming people...
 

...even if the press has stopped talking about it...man, were all gonna die!

so i should stop my important work with live chickens?

we all know they're dead from internal bleeding and split rectums after you are done with them anyway.

so do we get free chicken?

well yeah but what's the point their rectums are already split there would be no friction or tightness

i hate bird flu

It all blew over. What're you gonna bring up next- Mad Cow disease?

I am painfully aware of the fact Mad Cow disease has been rediscovered in a dead cow so shush.

i thought it was the apocalypse or the rapture or maybe it will be



?

People need to watch Dr. Henry Niman, who has hitched his star to the "coming bird flu pandemic", just as closely as they track the virus itself.

How does one prepare?
One can start by not eating junk food including processed foods. Boost your immune systems and hope for the best.

On the bright side, it is starting to seem now that the virus is mutating and spreading more slowly than first predicted.

I can't wait for that bird flu. It's gonna be awesome.

well as a flem coughing chain smoking drug taking poor dieted poor smoker i can safely say i am expecting to survive the oncoming coldpocalypse just fine