Why does Porkmarras start 4 threads about Americans in one day?
 

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Stupid Americans
American Stupidity
Americans=Twats
Why are american posters so boring?

Talk about boring.

Because he is obssessed with Americans. Like you and me.

He is obssessed with the way Americans are and act, their(our) whole cultural attitude towards everything.

Noted

a) he's petty
b) he craves attention
c) he's mentally unbalanced
d) he's a dick
e) all of the above

I think he's just fucking with y'all

Successful at something that lasts.

in many ways he is proving points.

Everything is said for a reason.

because americans are 4 times stupid

Unfortunately idiots constantly out-stink me Jico.

Yes, i proved that on previous threads.

^ Good point.

As porkmarras' roasting of americans?

He's a cunt.

Keep in mind he's entertaining, amusing and quick witted, so this creates all in all an interesting cunt, one who in some cases says things that make you laugh, or cry or both. I believe Glice has distilled this theory down to a basic formula...were all cunts, but who of us is funny and amusing. Well porkmyass is those things.

What if i said that a certain american twat was simply a twat and you wouldn't be able to decide if i was joking or not?What i like about the internet is very much what i dislike about it: i can pretend i know nothing about some cunt and you don't know if that's 100% true.

It's beginning to seem as if you cannot write much without using the words "twat" or "cunt" and it's fairly curious behavior for a gay man such as yourself.

I've abandoned any will to live and instead started spending all of my time on here a while ago.It seems to suit myself.To put it more simply: i haven't lived much anyway.Why start now?Funny,though,how i wish you to be stalkerish(and you are not the only one) towards me atari.I must be making an impression on you more than i would have given myself credit for.

We all know here that it's actually the other way around, so nice try, nutcase.

my best guess at some statistics are:

used the word "twat" - 5,458 times
"cunt" - 2,302
"rubbish" - 8,781
"tosser" - 549
mentioned how great he is or implied how great he is by "putting someone else in their place" - 11,002

the actual statistics available for porkmarras:
Total Posts: 12,239 (51.43 posts per day)

You forgot the calls for a nurse,atari!!

*Sits back in his armchair and enjoys the bitching, while chewing on a mega cheese sandwich*

I understood that they were jokes.

I'm just saying too much of a good thing (12000 posts of it actually) is a bad thing.

No doubt that Porkmarras is amusing, but I, myself, have grown bored of him lately.