Americans
 

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YES!

porky?

or is this a person trying to impress him?

Ugh, I am sick of all this British arrogance. You live in Bath.

Yes, Americans, please.

Someone was shot in Bath yesterday. Which is a downside. On the up side, Bath is full, absolutely chock full, of posh totty. Still, it can't compete with Cheltenham. "Oh, Cheltenham girls, they'll kill you I swear" as no song ever went.

i hate everyone

Wasn't there a song that went 'Cheltenham Ladies sing this song, do dah do dah, we all love cock 5 miles long, do de do dah day'?

No?

is america a nation ,i don' t think so!!

There was, but you'd have to be a rugby player to know that. Do you play rugby? Or do you play that game that ladies play that they call rugby but is actually more like tag? Perhaps you're a sailor? Are you busy on Thursday night?

Unfortunately Thursday night is my homoerotic shower after sweaty sports night. Friday would work ordinarily, but I have to get back to the docks.

Friday isn't good for me either. I'm doing something incredibly posh with some incredibly posh people. I can't say too much, but rest assured it'll involve Pimms and an awkward moment where I have to admit to having gone to a Comprehensive school.

We'll pencil it in for 'some point hence' then, yes? Excellent.

Pimms? Oh dahling, only the nouveau riche drink Pimms these days.

Really? I have no idea, see? Oihm jaast a simpaal farrm 'aahnd, see?

I'm just warning you all that Intellivsion is not going to idly stand by for too much longer; A terrible flood is coming for 40 days and 40 nights if this crap doesn't abate.

How ironic that americans themselves bump anti-american threads.Hmmm......

what???

tis true.

i only just got back up from down t'pit.