HAYDEN!!!
 

Get on AIM

Check your myspace.

Spy your bunghole.

take a fucking shower.

So now we know.

more butt(er) on that toast, horsecock?
(read: i love you)

You guys all talk funny.

im going to guess glice won't post again for another 30-60 seconds... just an estimate...

I was going to say, "You sound like my ex-girlfriend". However -

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In either case, thanks.

I'm obviously going for the world speed record.

I hope you're talking about wanking. Because I was.


I'll leave that little ambiguity be, shall I?

i think obvious things are quite evident without the need for anybody's comment

so under 30 seconds eh? it can't be good for you-- it trains you the wrong way

I think he was talking hand motion, not completion time.

hm, saturnine stopped posting too. i guess it's true that women take longer. :p

sorry, i was napping. continue.

it's usually the men who fall asleep afterwards

no no. that was just a nice way of saying that you're boring me.

Come now, we're all friends here. Why not just call him a cunt and be done with it?

okay.

cunt.

i feel much better now.