If you dare.....
 

Post a little-known tidbit about yourself....

When artsygrrl was a tiny tot she shoved a Cheerio so far up her nose that her mom had to take her to the doctor to get it out.

in 7th grade, gmku tried to impress a girl by standing up to a bully but only ended up getting his nose bashed in, and not getting the girl.

When I was about 4, I fell in the bathroom and knocked out one of my front teeth. My mom shoved it back in and it stayed there until my adult teeth came in a couple of years later.

When Screamingskull was 11 she taught the most popular girl in school to french kiss, then used it as black mail when she was older.

So far our tidbits revolve around girls and our moms.

When gmku was about 5, he was excitedly conversing with his mom one morning as she was brushing her hair in the bathroom, and as gmku was animatedly backing up to make a point, he fell into the toilet bowl fully clothed. gmku then related this story to his kindergarten class in show-and-tell.

When gmku was 10, his mother took him to the high school pool to pay for his swimming lessons. As she was paying the red-faced teenaged boy at the towel counter, she and gmku heard snickering from behind them, and gmku's mom turned to see several nude high school boys in all their glory. She was standing inside the men's locker room. For several months afterward, gmku would hear this story bubble up on occasion when he visited the pool.

when i was around 3 i was on the shore and i picked up a piece of shit and smuged my hand over it. mom filmed it.

when i was four we had visitors in our house and i choked on a piece of candy. my father grabbed me by my feet and started to hold me upside-down and shake me till the candy came out. my mother still laughs about the noises i made then.

Um, she thinks this was funny, your near suffocation?

no, but the fact that i sounded like 'ghugh ew bluh mugh' was funny to her.

i'm off to sleep anyway.

^ night.

i used to choke on power cables and small adaptors

My preference was marbles. Some of them looked so good.

i liked to break my uncles basses and records.

2-3 years ago i realised it was a big mistake....

I had 7 operations before I turned sixteen, My first kiss was in the second grade, and I once laughed so hard in the ten grade that I puked.

My best friend and I in 5th grade were goofing around over lunch and he dared me to run after him and try to kiss him. So never one to turn down a dare, I did. He told the teacher, and I received a long lecture, in front of the whole class, about our society's views on men who like to kiss men.

If I was your uncle you wouldnt be alive today.

gmku what kind of life did you lead as a growing child?

When finding nobody was 14 he and a friend changed the letters on a Big 10 Tires sign. The sign originally said "Thanks for a great 2004!" but they changed to "Thanks for great sex!"

I was a Catholic boy. And the oldest. I think that explains a lot.

I was raised catholics, but we Mexicans never bother to go to church. I was the youngest, and I fell asleep when church was going on.

But I feel your pain.