Best Sig?
 

Part 3.

i'm sure no one gets mine but it amuses me quite a lot.

Wassit mean, darling?

it's from a book.

Wow, I didn't ask for it's life story...

I gotta go to bed. Fuckin' hell, I gotta get my braces tightened tommorow.:mad:
Fuck life.

Night-night!

have fun toaster face.

Toaster face? What the heck does that mean?

**ohhh, the.. red face guy?

what, have you been living in a cave?

Ooooooooh! Never heard theat one before! Only train-tracks, really... Well. Sleep tight, fat-chin! (I WIN!)

not even.

That isn't that bad. I have to get braces again when I have surgery on my jaw.

ha ha! i've never had them! kiss my ass!

this is the part where i taunt all of you dorks.

I have to get my jaw broken, then braces for another 11 months afterwards. Eat that!

Ok, bye for serious this time.

I've always been told by my dentist that I have great teeth

I had braces twice. Didn't do much of anything, since I never wore the retainers. Seriously, those things are disgusting.

And I think my signature is the best. I cannot part with it.

my teeth are a little bit crooked on the bottom. i have no fillings or anything.

Eat that? They are sawing part of my fucking jaw off.

so he probably won't be able to eat that at all. liquid diet.

Exactly.

Easy way to weight loss.

Hayden has the qoute about everybody on the internet being cunts, and just how amusing they are when are doing it yada yada yada,, I like that one.