word game II, part II.
 

so, i was inspired by hip priest to start this sucker up again.

you remember how it works. take a word, give it a "definition," give the next person a new word. ex. "demagogue" -- to get rid of one of a pair of biblical creatures from the book of revelation (de-magog?).

so, first word. pusillanimous.

Excellent news!

pusillanimous: word describing the final stage of the sequoia's life cycle as it begins to die. The term comes from the green secretion that is ejected.

Esker

Esker - A lesion or abrasion that often rests on the scrotum.

Somolisian

(they're fake definitions, right?)

yeah, totally.

somolisian -- informal phrase used by a psychologist when speaking to people with brain damage. for example:

doctor: somolisian, eh?

patient: yeah, molisian.

doctor: well, i'll have to study those lisians.

quinine

Quinine - a colloquial term to describe a tear in a pair of trousers.

Originated from the town Quinine in North Dakota where bear wrestling was an annual event, "The Quinine Big Bad Bear Bundle".

The women folk would de-bag the men and throw their trousers (or "pants") into a pen where a grizzly bear, unfed for two days, would be resting. The men had to then retrieve the trousers ("pants") whilst wrestling off the starving beast.

You can just imagine the state of the trousers ("pants") at the end of the competition!

Cancrine.

quinine - a far branch off of the canine family; a resultant of beastiality.

booberty

shoot! :(
I was too late!!!

Please tell me you say shoot in real life. That's so sweet!

Booberty- The properties of single-celled organisms contained in breast milk.

Lauterarie

Lesbian

ha. I do.

Lauterarie - The correct definition for peeing in a jar when there's not a toilet near.

Requeero

requeero -- to change a gay guy back after he's been "cured" by right-wing christian fundamentalists.

dilettante

Dillettante- A Mexican border Patrol on Mexico.

Dingo

dingo -- what a pompous musical elitist who only likes classical music says to an SY noise piece.

lilliputian

Lilliputian- Someone who cares for lilies.

Coking

Coking: bizarre (and many witnesses say quite humorous) practice whereby people 'snort' Coca-Cola in the misguided belief (derived from a popular 'urban myth') that it contains traces of cocaine.

Umptekite

i'd like to add another definition to "dingo." -- heard by a dyslexic person after pegging a full row, column, or diagonal.

ok, umptekite -- a toy for windy days belonging to a certain unfortunate egg from legend.

belomancy

belomancy: belomancy or 'The Preston Prophecy' was a short-lived form of divination practiced in some industrial towns of northern England in the late 19th century. A scoop of ashes from a furnace were spread across the factory floor by a pair of bellows, and the fortune of the bellower (or 'beloer') were read. The practice was outlawed by the Factory Act of 1892, which denounced the art as 'the magikal tomfoolery of satan' and allowed a sentence of death by hanging.

Coniacian

Coniacian- A follower of the african tribe of Conia, known for the mass genocide of 1948, commited by the Ariacian tribe of the northern African countries.

*Do we make up new words? Or just use obscure real words?