Pinnochio died today
 

I don't know the details. I just saw the news headline. Poor Geppeto.

Gone to the great woodshed in the sky, eh? Sad.

Although rather ironically, he hasn't gone to meet his maker.

"LOL"

I had no idea that it was a little wooden puppet er... real boy, that was such a ruthless dictator in Chile all those years.

Apparently. The lieing little boy became a deceptive dictator. Not such a stretch, if you'll pardon the pun.

geppeto, gay or pedofile?

all two except gay.

Gay pedophile. And constantly plagued by splinters.

so THAT'S why pinnochio was made. He'll have to go back to humping the pillow

*cry*...
*light his pot*...