Provide a Caption Game
 

Provide a caption for this picture:



Make 'em good.

'Erm...How does this coffee machine work?Can't see a thing....'

"This reminds me of when we went on vacation....what was that waiter's name again?....JEAN-LUC!"

I've come up with a couple:

"Maureen's patience was soon rewarded, in ways she never could have imagined."

and

"The 'Don't Just Look at It' Tree has been a favorite of tourists for years, ever since Professor von Taintstain brought back a seedling from his exploratory trip to the Mancandy Islands."

ha ha man you should totally try your hand at the new yorker contest

Vanuatu's tourism industry relies heavily on pilgrimages made by women to the 'mystical' mandongo tree.

mandongo....snicker

Are you laughing just because I happen to know a little Latin?

It feels and looks like a large hard throbbing cock

no, mandongo just sounds naughty.....

Ill take this one to take home and fuck on my bed tonight

WHAT makes you go blind???

this tree is such a tart, why if you kick it... a bucket of mickeys will fall out.

Once a year, horse racing fans the world over make a pilgrimage to the Shergar memorial tree.

edit: OR the Clinton memorial tree. Thought of that whilst making tea. Bit late but oh well.

"As you can see, Viagra plants' roots are quite peculiar..."

"I'll take this one!"

that must be the happiest tree alive.

The tree thinks to himself, " I can't get an erection because this dying hag won't let that beautiful girl over there come and have a whiff of me."