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Originally Posted by jon boy
so close! you almost made it a whole hour without being a prick.
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surely, you've just missed all the times that he's been a prick in real life. an hour seems like such a long time.
right now, I'm daydreaming about forcing him to listen to Huey Lewis and the News (a dreadfully underrated band), taking a gold-plated staple-gun that I've purchased, and using it on his eyelids so that the tears NEVER STOP.