[ni'k]

1. In the beginning your fucking chode created the heaven and the earth.
2. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of my massive wang moved upon the face of the waters.
3. And bro said, Let there be light: and there was light. Because i turned the fuckin switch on. cunt.

1. And my eyes saw the light, that it was good: and the fact that some shit was light and and shit was dark divided the light from the darkness.
2. And i was like, yo nigga, yo, call the light Day, and the darkness he called Night, nigga if u dont know that shit already yo ass needs to be taken back to school yo. And the evening and the morning were the first day. Actually fuck that, cross that shit out, makes no sense. forget that last bit.
3. And my ass said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters. cos i was shittin' chunky nuggets in the bathtub, crusty firament all flowin down tha plug, we smoke bud not dat drank chug, get yo brain into a weed fug
4. And my wang chung made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so. nah, firament, waht a load of shit. fuck that.
5. And krustella called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day. cos god was 'tarded like dat.
6. And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so. fuckin' RE-TARDED. nigga thinks his words maek tha world and shit. nigga be one arrogant motherfucker
7. And i called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: i did this with my big dick pissing everywhere, deciding what to piss on and what to leave dry like a motherfucker
8. And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so. cos he spoke like a right pretentious cunt.
9. And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good. yeah yeah whatevs hippie shit.
10. And the evening and the morning were the third day. woop.
11. And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years: JUST GET A CALANDER MOTHERFUCKER. A COLONADER MOTHERFUCKER
12. And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so. yeah right, no it fucking wasnt cunt.
13. And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also. he made 2 big lights with the flashing neon bulbs he had attached to his tittays, superglued to those motherfuckers. and bitch was jiggling them around like a ho, all hollering up in tha joint, wantin ta get fucked liek a bitch.
14. And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth, whatevs. need some geography up in this cunt yo.
15. And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good. cos he was a fucking moron. DAY GOOD NIGHT BAD LARL. preschool shit right here.
16. And the evening and the morning were the fourth day. clap clap
17. And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. why he talked like this i dont know, bitch thought he was lord of the manor. bitch got shot.
18. And God was by now long dead. and all those great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: they all raped his corpse with their various peni and dangus'
19. And the dogfather blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth. then schopenhauer came down with a shotgun and was liek, YO NIGGAS! BREEDIN BE IMMORAL, NEXT ALLAY'ALL I CATCH BREEDIN BE GETTIN CASTRATED BY THIS HERE GLOCK FOOL!
20. day 5
21. And some shit about shit , Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so. and they all raped gods corpse some more with their dingles and pennisi
22. And crowley made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and crowley saw that it all made for good rapin.
23. AND COS I KILLED GOD WE SKIPPED THIS STEP ABOUT MAKING MAN. THUS SAVING EVERYBODY A LOT OF TIME AND EFFORT.
24. but some niggas was growin out of the mould of gods decaying anus, and them niggas was some zombie shit. so me and schopenhauer got in our truck and started blastin dem fools.
25. Andd we made sure nobody was left in any fit state to breed.
26. And my scrote barnacles said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; yall sell this shit to a nigga, it be called chronic yo.
27. And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and all these beasts lined up again to rape gods dead body for the 20th time only this time using vegetables and herbs as implements for variation all up in this motherfucker yo.
28. And woop woop every thing that me and schopey had blown to shit= behold, it was very good. been doin dat shit for 6 days yo.