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moonwalker - 7/10
Crazy movie. Joe Pesci! GREAT claymation by Mr. Vinton! Weird, shockingly brilliant movie, with tons of brilliant Michael Jackson songs. What more would you want?
harry brown - 3/10
Insanely stupid film where an 80 year old man goes and kills a shit ton of people, trying to be Dirty Harry or something. Just boring and ridiculous, like someone watched Taxi Driver and was like "what if... we just take that last 10 minutes.. where he kills the people.. and makes that the ENTIRE MOVIE?" 2 hours long, this thing is, 90 minutes of it is Michael Caine killing people (and spouting one liners, cuz he was, like, in the army). Though there's also some scenes of him blankly staring in the distance. Hilariously bad film. This movie reminded me of one of those fake movies/parodies you'd see on the Simpsons. Like "MICHAEL CAINE IS.... DIRTY HARRY BROWN!" and it shows this dude who CAN BARELY WALK shooting a bunch of punks and saving junkie girls and shit. Just HORRIBLE. I laughed thorugh most of it. I haven't read any reviews of it -- lemme guess, 4 stars across the board, "the most powerful film of rthe year" and "LIKE A RUFFER AND TUFFER GRAN TORINO!!!!!!!!!!!!" Just give me a fucking break.