[Dr. Eugene Felikson]

GC PROS: awesome first party exclusives (SSBM, Mario Kart Double Dash!!, Windwaker, Metroid Prime, Super Mario Sunshine, Pikmin, F-Zero, etc.), most powerful system of it's gen, shit ton of Resident Evils, GBA Player, most comfortable controller ever, best version of Killer7 and most multiplatform titles, PN03, durability & longevity, 4 controller slots, sweet discs

GC CONS: significant lack of 3rd party support/exclusives, no DVD player, controller cord length is piss-poor (and I don't want to seek out 4 Wavebirds), could be argued as a "kiddie" system, underused online abilities

PS2 PROS: lots of RPGs, lots of 3rd party support, sweet DVD player that can be operated with controller, decent online support, great controller design, PS1 backwards compatibility, long controller cords

PS2 CONS: quantity of titles over quality, least powerful console, known to break often, only 2 controller slots w/o adapter, responsible for death of Dreamcast

XBOX PROS: hard drive (with ability to replace ost's with ripped mp3s in many titles), nearly as graphically powerful as GC, lots of 3rd party support, decent pc ports (doom 3, deus ex: invisible war), GunValkyrie, Jet Set Radio Future, Panzer Dragoon Orta, long controller cords with innovative "break" in the middle, XBOX Live, graphically superior to PS2, 4 controller slots, many modding capabilities

XBOX CONS: quantity of titles over quality, horridly awkward controller design, Blinx the time cat, DVD player needs remote, least amount of high quality exclusives and RPGs of the 3 consoles, mine broke on me