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yo mama speaks seven languages fluently, having learned each during sexual intercourse with a troupe of circus performers from various eastern-european nations, whose center-ring act involves lighting a german police vehicle on fire and packing it full of thirty-seven oiled and shaved freaks rented from the Chernobyl orphanage. the only differnece between the car and yo mama is, the car requires that the orphans be oiled and shaved, yo mama doesn't. in fact, she has been heard to shout (in fluent slovakian) "no ohol si ho", a plea to the circus trainer to put down his shears and get on with it.
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