[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by verme (prevaricator)

sometimes when i have the stress i like to rub mustard between my asscheeks and find the biggest sausage that i can fit inside my anus. over the years, the size of the hotdog has obviously had to increase in size but so does my pleasure as i run down the street in assless chaps shouting "wiener wiener come bite my wiener". last year a nice old lady at the fishmarket actually took a bite but not after a liberal dosing of ketchup and hotsauce. i have been back twice this month but it appears that the fat content of last years feast caused her to suffer a massive coronary. it is shameful to admit but i miss her. this festival season will surely see me finding another toothless whore to gobble the meattube hanging from the back of my most hairy erotic zone. i am so hard right now.

Originally Posted by knox

STOP deleting posts verme.
it was my deepest desire.

wow. yr both sick.