I just hate being called a hipster cause I like or don't like some fucking musician. It's just a stock term now that people pull out of their asses because they have no imagination to think up some worthwhile derogatory comment.
Now
this is a "hipster":

"Oh, man! Ned spelled ink all over my poems! He's a realflat tire, I mean a cube,
man. He's putting us on the train to Squaresville, Mona!"