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Originally Posted by amerikangod
I am not actually traveling. Goodness no! I am looking at an anal bate video involving a hairbrush at the moment (really countless young ladies, the handle of a hairbrush is the most suitable phallus you have?), which is pretty close to the opposite of traveling. But I haven't been coming on here at all in recent weeks. While this behavior continues, I will use this thread to randomly update you on my life. Please similarly make use of this space to clue me in on important happenings with you.
Tonight while I was pissing in my sink I was shocked to find that my urine was nearly clear. This has not been the case in well over a decade. It is my belief that I am finally hydrating enough to balance out my alcohol intake.
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update american god 2011 > hairbrush > pee in sink
ok, thanks for the update
the farest i go is to pee in a plastic bottle when i'm too lazy to go to the toilet