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Originally Posted by kinnikpasswordforgetter
Every noob has to sniff Jim's panties and write a 100,000 word essay about "nirvana and what it means to me".
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Nirvana and what it means to me. by Frosty Scatz McBebop
When R wuz just a young pufferfish feeding on electronic yellow pellets floating throughout the sea, the hand of Ggod was struck by a giant space rock. gGod was all like "oh fuck, what the fuck" as the hand and wrist tore from the almighty forearm and SPLASHED right into the sea. I guess you could say "shit hit the fan" or whater, Nevermind. Green blood and venomous vomit squirted everywhere, such a wretched mess. Sharx turned into monkeys, no shit. Doom n' Gloom became the new g-g-g-g-genre of Roll n' Rock. I temporarily transformed into a 12 headed unicorn, WTF. 100,000 days and 100,000 nights, Revumalation took place. Systematic Tsunami's, surfers became extinct, dude. A bunch of nonsense gibberish was typed into a small text box in a rock n roll interwebz forum.......nobody really thought nothin' of it until a hot minute later, when guitar accidents claimed the lives of 44,000 holy hives, the residents love buzz and the muddy honey drippin', the ocean a glistenin', listening listenin', the Acidic Frown Beast is pissin'.....where, where, right over there! and some people cared, while some people stared. Then some cool cat funky cold trippin' with a boombox on hiz feathered shoulda said, "kick the right stuff, man. no time for useless jive on my time. Come as you are, or don't come @ all, ya dig?" yippin' and yackin' and blastin' a morose death metal band that did nothing but Berlinda Carlisle covers covered in symbolic dragon skin and Casey Kasem tattoos Instructed to repeat the word "NIRVANA" over and over again until the combined text spat out a bouncing baby basketball (or something). A quick RECESS involving a bitchin' game of Vodka Volleyball continued until a hand bandaged Zeus was all like "that's 100,000 times, y'all" and then proceeded to Nirvanicate everything. THE END.