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sounds like the sexual life of catherine m. i didn't find the book that gripping. in fact, it bored me the fuck out halfway through it.


anyway who wants an alphabet

a is for AIDS

b is for the bubonic plague

c is for chlamydia

d is for dyspareunia (look it up)

e is for enfermedades venéreas

f is for festering chancre

g is for gonorrhea

h is for hepatitis, herpes, HIV...

i is for ignorance

j is for jaundice

k is for key... "key"motherapy for the cervical cancer, post-HPV

l is for lucky if you don't catch any. gimme a lottery ticket.

m is for multiple mormon marriage

n is for nagasaki-- wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-- in your gonads

o is for oral thrush

p is for pus

q is for long q-tips up the cockshaft (ouchhhhhh!!!!)

r is for rashes (mysterious ones)

s is for syphillis, hurray!

t is for Trichomona vaginalis

u is for uterus. the punctured kind.

v is for all the viruses i forgot to mention

w is for what the fuck is this guy doing? wanking.

x marks the spot. where you got infected.

y is for yellow fever. which is transmitted by mosquito. o well.

z is for zombie dick.

 

o, wow, i just saw this picture here the other day but google threw me to it. google "zombie penis" and see for yourself.