[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by Nefeli

so the other story goes like that:

known songwritter- BIG CRAP, I FEEL BAD USING THE SONGWRITTER TERM.
the lady who had the gyno tools almost experience.

he made a pass at her -ok actually he had also sort of hit on me too once upon a time when we went with friends to the place he was singing. i acted like i didnt understand. pause. to puke.

so anyhoo, she goes to his house for dinner.
the nightmare begins.
his house was kitchperv and he was very proud of it, showing it off to her.
he had a collection of pigs in sex positions. (i think that was included in the story..i dont think im making it up.....).
they eat.
he grabs his guitar and starts TO SING TO HER!
he stops. throws the guitar away. goes to her. opens her mouth.
AND SPITS IN IT!
and then he goes ballistic, telling her: spit me! spit me! spit me! throwing her around, spit me!

sorry, no punch line. she did some spitting and then she said she got mad and did a heavier spitting in a f@ck you asshole manner.



* i cant be sure about the ratio truth/lies, since i dunno those people*


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